credit to inkskinned for the quote. i just found this rly important and it’s something i need to remember.
|—||Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?" (via coalesc)|
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
The last panel. I cannot stop laughing
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)
Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!
Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.
this will never not be funny