Mary Moon (She's a Vegetarian)
shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

frailgrl:

credit to inkskinned for the quote. i just found this rly important and it’s something i need to remember.

askclint:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

Earth-shattering

askclint:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

Earth-shattering

One hears it a lot on airplanes: “Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.”
Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), upon being asked "What’s your very best life advice?"  (via coalesc)

eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

hound815:

Dianna Agron

hound815:

Dianna Agron

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

importantbirds:

canadian-asian:

THE CUTEST BIRD IN THE WORLD (The Japanese Long Tailed Tit)

Secret only share… This birb actual marchmello who learn a fly!
Keep outta a sun, tiny peep!

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny